The Fit Fem’s Most Annoying People at the Gym Part II
Posted on 06/13/2012 at 03:55 AM to Reality Check The Fit Fem Rant
What's up Fit Fem'rs! I'm continuing my top annoying people we see at the gym list. You get 5 more and a bonus!! If you missed yesterday's post check it out here: The Most Annoying People at the Gym Part I
Anyway, on to the list and get a good laugh why dontcha!
1. Narcissist Nicky- No one loves to look at Nicky more than Nicky! She always works out by a large mirror so she can see her favorite person--herself. She poses, makes kissy faces and struts up and down the gym like her name was Cindy Crawford..Nicky please get over yourself!
2. Hanging Harriet- She lets it aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll hang out. She wears revealing gym attire (low cut tops very short shorts) and the locker room is her Garden of Eden. She walks around completely naked. No towel, no robe nothing. We don't need to see all that, cover it up lady! This is NOT a nudest colony!!
3. Advice Giving Amanda- She will see you working out, come over to you and then proceed to give you a personal training session, but here's the twist: she is not a trainer, you did not ask for her advice and you have never seen her a day in your life. She suddenly appears like the Fairy Godmother and starts telling you what to do. She thinks she is a fitness guru and never really works out because she is too busy acting as a fitness drill sergeant. Mind your own workouts Missy!
4. Hoarding Hannah-She works out on equipment for about two hours and when she uses weights, she has to use every pair in the gym. When the gym is full, she will see you standing there waiting to use equipment and not care. Sharing is caring Hannah!
5. Whining Wilma- She complains during her whole workout. "Oh my God," "When is it over?" "Ahhhhhhhhhh" She acts like it is not her choice to be in the gym. Would you like some cheese with that whine? Stop complaining Wilma!
Oh and your BONUS
*** Smokin' Suzy - Oh she's the one who smokes a cig in the parking lot of the gym right before her workout and decides its a good idea to hit the treadmill...not only is she out of shape but she's outa breath from coughing up a lung. She wreaks of cigarette smoke and you're totally distracted by her stench. And when her workout is done, she proceeds to puff another. Smokin' Suzy, we don't wanna hear you loudly hackin' a loogie and then complaining that your workout is too hard.
So there you have it! When you see these people make a dash in the other direction!........Whoop Whoop (while running away)
Keeping the fun in fitness!
Your Fit Fem personal trainer and expert in women's only fitness,
Syl
